Screamer

The act of screaming during wanking, typically male.

Hold on man, I gotta have a screamer

by Carrotdick February 8, 2015

Whonnock Steamer

The Act of shitting on your relatives chest. Similar to the Boston/Cleavland Steamer

The Act of shitting on your relatives chest. Similar to the Boston/Cleavland Steamer.

by Donnie May 13, 2005

Screamers

A sudden jumpscare that features a loud scream and a scary image. Usually found in youtube videos and flash games. They are ment to prank the person by starting off the video or game really quiet forcing the player to turn up the volume. then a really loud scream plays to startle the player.
Examples of screamers include:
A commericial where a car drives down a road with soothing music playing, then a zombie pops up and screams loudly.
A maze flash game where the player has to move his mouse through a small pathway. Once the player is closed to the end, a scream is played.

Matthew: Oh man, I played the maze game yesterday and was terrified of the screamer.
Adam: Same man. I had nightmares for a week. Screamers suck!

by Iceman356 October 9, 2019

Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

by iacman June 16, 2010

Bovril screamer

When you have ball cancer and you wank and shoot cream it comes out the colour and thickness of bovril. Leaving you in lustful pain.

Dam you heard marks so horny he ended up giving himself a "bovril screamer" he should of just got the radiation treatment

by the blood of their eyes June 19, 2016

sheridan steamer

1. The act of catching your pet's excrement to avoid a cleaning bill.

2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".

So the last 10 minutes of the new year I'm watching my dog give me a Sheridan Steamer...that pretty much sums up my year in Vietnam.

by Valoriengm January 1, 2017

dreamer steamer

Someone who craps all over your hopes and dreams

What?! My idea was So great! Don't be such a dreamer steamer, dude!

by shorny tatman March 5, 2019