pop a squat 

Pop a squat simply means to sit down on any sort of seat. Often used by old people.

Hey, pop a squat over here.

pop a squat by BurdenInHand December 30, 2014

Squatter 

squat·ter

–noun

1. a genetic hybrid breed of awesomeness consisting of squirrel and otter genes.

Dude! I taught my squatter how to fly, so now it can run, jump, climb, fly, swim, and shit! O_O

Squatter by JayRay91 June 12, 2011

jack squat 

A stronger variation on the slang usage of "squat", meaning "absolutely nothing".

The origin of the phrase is unknown, but most likely it shares roots with the negatory slang usage of "jack".

"I get paid jack squat at my job."

jack squat by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003

Squeaker 

1. A deadly "silent but violent" manifestation of a fart usually containing a high-pitched, clinched sphincter utterance. 2. The leading cause of death in church and movie theaters.

"It's a good thing we had that canary, or that squeaker would of killed us!"

Squeaker by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

coping a squat

to shit or crap

Person 1:Yo whats taking him so long in there?
Person 2: He prolly coping a squat

coping a squat by Spik3zz February 18, 2004

Otter Pop Squat 

Having a frozen Otterpop put in girls ass once thawed squat over your face and let thawed otter pop drain in to your mouth.

That bitch is so fine I would let her do an otter pop squat.

Otter Pop Squat by JonBoypepsi October 16, 2008

squatty body 

A girl that is short and has a thick, big butt but is otherwise pretty skinny. They wear jeans a lot and they look really good in them.

Squatty body got it goin on.

squatty body by arrow_keys September 28, 2005