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A married/not married mother. As long as it is a hot mom (most likely your friends) that you want to fuck, she is considered your MILF. Otherwise, she would be a crockadillapig. Stifler's mother from American Pie was MILF getting layed by Finch.
Oh my god! Did you see Jack's mom? She is such a MILF.
by BurdenInHand December 31, 2015
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Pop a squat simply means to sit down on any sort of seat. Often used by old people.
Hey, pop a squat over here.
by BurdenInHand December 31, 2015
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