Holy smoke

When you roll a joint with a 3 star hotel bible as the rolling paper.

What brand of rolling paper are you using ?

I’m using the Holy smoke

by Theperson93 October 21, 2019

smoking a black

Smoking a black and mild cigarette. Tobacco.

He's smoking a black, but I told him it's weed.

by SageMage November 25, 2017

Smocking gun

The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun”

Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”

by HsKL1 December 10, 2018

Smoking

The legal act of killing off unintelligent humans, preventing overpopulation and the transfer of low intelligence levels and laziness to offspring.

All the cool kids are smoking outside

by RecoJohnson July 4, 2010

smoking

a way for people to look dumb ruin their health and hygiene automatically repulses everyone in 1 mile radius makes small children cry when they learn what will happen to their smoking family/ parents. yeah you will look real cool hooked up to an oxygen machine with a hole in you check false teeth and a cigarette in your hand!

Nat :hey kate lets buy that 'cool' smoker a drink
kate: really, you now its a legal and painful way to Die!
Nat :oh really? never mind!

smoking killed my Grandpa he even quit, reason the smoke was in the carpet after he had been smoking for so long. i was five years old

by Clutzs is kinda clever July 7, 2010

smoke detector

1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning

*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*

--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!

--What's that mean!

--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.

--Oh.

*house burns down*

by idonthavaname August 14, 2006

smoke meat

A tiny penis
Small cock

That kid Dustin has a smoke meat.

by Trev Trev June 29, 2007