smoking gun

Delivering a payload on your partner's chest, then wiping the tip on his or her face.

It was a lousy blowjob, so I capped it off with a smoking gun.

by 'lil stinker March 7, 2004

smoking a reed

this phrase is often used when tired bandnerds converse over...random things. mostly about how hot other band nerds are.

Can you hand me another reed?
Why?
To smoke it dude...
Wanna double reed, or a sax or clarinet reed?
Sax reed, duh.

by biteme666 May 8, 2005

smacking meat

to slap the skin on the back of a persons neck comonly called neck meat.

antiono: shit boi you just got your meat smacked.

jared: meat!

tim: stop

mrs. robertson: The next person i catch smacking meat gets a detention, and try to explain that to the principal.

by brandon hunter February 13, 2009

smoking box

smoking box is were u light the inside of a box on fire, and as u close it and the flame smokes up alot, u open it and inhale as much smoke as u can for as long as u can

"dude i hope we are smoking box"
"dude we are!!"
"hurry close the lid before all the smoke leaves!!"

by mr.smarterass November 9, 2009

Smoking the brown

Smoking the brown: the act of blowing smoke in to a humans or animals anus. They then fart it back into your mouth and you inhale deeply

'i was smoking the brown last night untill she splash farted in my face'

by LtKush August 2, 2019

Base Smacking

Where you masterbate and go all the way to the base of the penis

Last night i was base smacking so hard i started to bleed

by A Manda Hug And Kiss October 28, 2007

lip my stocking

what to say when you want someone to go inside your pants in japan

japa: hey, lip my stocking! prease!

sushi: yo, i'll lip her stockings any day.

by vedm June 6, 2017