Sitious

That one spider obsessed artist that goes by Rae. She's secretly a strudel full of anger and salt but hides it and tries her best to be kind to everybody. Probably could care less about 80% of what goes on in the world and she absolutely adores her arachnopuppy.

Did you see Sitious' most recent drawing?

by That one angry strudel May 16, 2018

Sexting affair

An sexting affair is when one or two people are already in a relationship and they exchange nudes with people who are not in a relationship behind their significant others back.

Person one: “I can’t believe he was cheating on me online with another female.”

Person two: “it’s nudes; chill.”

Person three: “It’s called an affair. And sexting is basically cheating when you in a relationship .”

Person one: “so a sexting affair.”

by justwannabeyourmain September 27, 2018

sirtification

Paperwork and/or other documentation that establishes and/or proves your male gender.

Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

sextige

Pronounced as Sex-teej.
There are 15 Sextige Levels, every ten hours of sex earns you one sextige level. After every sextige you are granted one permanent unlock. At sextige level 15 you are given the ability to color-change your nipples.

Wow! Chris is at sextige level 15 and he has purple nipples! Epic!

Oh but Pat is sextige level zero, he needs to up his game!

by HashSlinginSlasher May 9, 2019

sitting tits

In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.

“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”

by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019

Sixin

When you’re at a party and you down an entire 6 pack by yourself. So you feel mad good vibes...you’re sixin bro.

“Yo, this party is so lit. I’m sixin, aren’t you?”
“Yo, ditto.”

by cbford423 June 1, 2019

Sitting Shower

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.

“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019