Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.
by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022
Get the Simonmug. Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.
by INBOUNDLIVE April 9, 2021
Get the Simonmug. the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive
by Im the creator January 14, 2018
Get the simone beardmug. Simon kalivoda is the best, funniest, hottest character in fear street he didn't deserve to die ofc. He's also jaslenes bf (I'll share ig 🙄🙄) anyways he's so hot and i just love him you probably do to whoever is reading this would love him anyways bye for now
by Urmomshotgf September 26, 2021
Get the Simon kalivodamug. Simone is the best guy you'll ever meet.
He is kind, beautiful, funny, handsome, pretty, smart, intelligent and every good adjective you can think about.
Simone is known for making your life so much better and after knowing him you can't do go a day without talking to him.
He is patient with everyone and is good at explaining things. His eyes are the most beautiful tone of brown and he has got long eyelashes.
Trust me, u want to know him!
He is also the greatest boyfriend you could have!
He is kind, beautiful, funny, handsome, pretty, smart, intelligent and every good adjective you can think about.
Simone is known for making your life so much better and after knowing him you can't do go a day without talking to him.
He is patient with everyone and is good at explaining things. His eyes are the most beautiful tone of brown and he has got long eyelashes.
Trust me, u want to know him!
He is also the greatest boyfriend you could have!
by vaso1984 November 21, 2021
Get the Simonemug. by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018
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