Burst a rod

To light a cigarette

Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.

by Dave Bennett October 16, 2008

rod sap

The liquid that comes out of the penis during foreplay prior to ejaculation.

I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.

That rod sap is all up in my pants

Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.

by hairytongue69 January 16, 2014

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

J-rod

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 1, 2016

douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016