pooclap

To clap when you deposit faeces

A: what was that noise?
B:I just “pooclapped” bro

by Kingstan78 June 29, 2022

Poochies

A nice way to refer to your girlfriend or loved one.

Awww you’re my little
poochies!

by poochieslover July 5, 2022

Poochie

What a female calls their 83 year old side hoe when she wants to sniffle upon said side hoe's poopy diaper.

Elder Hoe: Hey, I'm about to change my diaper.. I kind of had an oopsie in my diapy

Female: Actually Poochie I was wondering if I can get a wiff off that..

Elder Hoe: Oh sure!

The female proceeds to the bathroom to masterbate to the smell of Poochie's poo

by gaddlebabi August 17, 2022

poocata

Poocata is a slang term for boy pussy

Payton asked for dericks poocata

by Snortnasacort September 5, 2022

Pooclaw

A feces covered and encrusted claw of any claw carrying individual

The cats pooclaw cause a nasty infection, wait till I get him with shit hook.

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

poochy asf

For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.

Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf

Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!

by LucFisch October 16, 2022

Pooch

Old lady fupa

He kicked her in the pooch and gave her a stone child stunner.

by Benny Baltimore October 19, 2022