bandwagon parent 

a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.

That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.

bandwagon parent by Wyntersun December 23, 2013

Glucose Parental 

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'

man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!

Glucose Parental by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017

hellicopter parent 

a parent so concened with there childs well being that they actually affect the childs happieness. leaving it ill prepaired for real life

kathleen dosent no how to fight because she had hellicopter parents

hellicopter parent by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

(Nonbinary) Parent's Day 

AUGUST 1ST
like mother's/father's day,

but for nonbinary parents

(or *accepting* parents of enby kids).

(August 1st): "Happy (Nonbinary) Parent's Day, you wonderful people!!!"

(Nonbinary) Parent's Day by EarthlingBeing May 8, 2022

Asian parent syndrome

A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.

This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.

Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.

“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”

Asian parent syndrome by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022

octopus parent 

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once

my mum shes an octopus parent

octopus parent by themadsinger April 13, 2022

Skeptic Parent Energy 

The energy given off by a dismissive parent who is skeptical about something their child has experienced.

Curtis told his friend that his mom had skeptic parent energy when he said he saw a ghost.

Skeptic Parent Energy by Eagles44 August 30, 2022