Glucose Parental
Glucose Parental by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017
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hellicopter parent
a parent so concened with there childs well being that they actually affect the childs happieness. leaving it ill prepaired for real life
hellicopter parent by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020
Asian parent syndrome
A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
Asian parent syndrome by Theveryniceguy April 8, 2022
octopus parent
a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
octopus parent by themadsinger April 13, 2022
(Nonbinary) Parent's Day
AUGUST 1ST
like mother's/father's day,
but for nonbinary parents
(or *accepting* parents of enby kids).
like mother's/father's day,
but for nonbinary parents
(or *accepting* parents of enby kids).
(Nonbinary) Parent's Day by EarthlingBeing May 8, 2022
Skeptic Parent Energy
The energy given off by a dismissive parent who is skeptical about something their child has experienced.
Skeptic Parent Energy by Eagles44 August 30, 2022
Elastic Parent
A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.
*Two friends talking to each other*
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
Elastic Parent by Shitabelle November 13, 2022