Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016

dry pencil

hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis

the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed

by dankmemekid42069austindoorfag June 11, 2016

ceiling pencil dart

When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.

The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

Mexican Pencilbag

The act in which multiple hairy sweaty men are through into the back of a lubed up van and the van is partaking in a trip in a very VERY rocky area.

I heard that like 3 guys got thrown into a Mexican Pencilbag last night. Poor guys,

by oTier January 14, 2018

human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018