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12th General Order of a Sentry

An addition to the 11 General Orders of a Sentry (or watchstander) in the United States Military.

12.)"Don't Get Caught"

1) To take charge of this post and all government property in view.
2) To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything which takes place within sight or hearing.
3) To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.
4) To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guard house than my own.
5) To quit my post only when properly relieved.
6) To receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me, all orders from the Commanding Officer, the Officer of the Day, and all officers and non-commissioned officers of the guard only.
7) To talk to no one except in the line of duty.
8) To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder.
9) To call the Corporal of the Guard in any case not covered by instructions.
10) To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased.
11) To be especially watchful at night and during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and to allow no one to pass without proper authority.
"Dude's getting busted for drinkin underage. That sucks!"
"Hey - its his fault he broke the 12th General Order of a Sentry"
by navy sailor May 1, 2006
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Ye Olde Tea Shoppe

One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!
"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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Oldier

A person who calls another person oldy, when they are actually older than the person being called oldy
You are an Oldier for calling me Oldy....!
by Sparky 270 December 7, 2009
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Order of the Broken Wrist

A man that is known to be gay.
Man #1: "Dude, Joe sure seems to get a lot of ladies."

Man #2: "Naw, not him. He is a member of the Order of the Broken Wrist."

Man #1: "No kidding? I thought he liked girls."
by rushing1 May 11, 2008
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order of the pheonix

when one magical creature ( witch, wizard, goblin, giant, etc) fucks the corpse of another magical creature. While this is going on the pet of a magician ( cat, owl, frog) uses a strap on to anally plunder the magical creature who is already having sex with the dead body. This sexual act was illustrated freaquently throughout the 7th installment in the Harry Potter series and displayed J.K. Rowling's imaginative and erotic writing style. Harry Potter, Percy Weasley, Hagrid, Tonks (as you probably deducted from her first name Nymph wasnt just another witch name) all played some role in this magical act. Hermione and Madeye moody typically took pictures which were actively able to show the beauty of his act since magical photographs move
As Neville was fucking Snape's lifeless corpse, Crookshanks adjusted his black strap on and proceded to enter Neville and fuck him the way Voldemort use to. Hermione's photographs clearly delicted the magic that is the order of the pheonix.
by Peanut Butter/ O Bitch January 1, 2009
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Odera

Usually a trash friend. The type of person that puts the milk first in the bowl and then the cereal.
"Man who is she?"

" you dont want to mess with her, shes an Odera ."
by Stardom103 December 10, 2016
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Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer

Journey taken by a crackhead when he/she looks for a reefer
by Evil Tim September 9, 2003
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