Meat Locker

When a guy keeps multiple pictures of his genitals on his phone so when he meets a new girl he can immediately send her a sausage photo.

Hey, Bobby has too many pics in his meat locker to send to that girl he met in the bar.

by Bose21 September 16, 2015

Davy Jones' Locker

The free cups of ice water that one gets at Taco Bell.

Fuck, my iPod fell into Davy Jones' Locker!

by MJBaboon November 1, 2007

hurt locker

a casket, a small chest or box

What you wind up in in the end of a bad day would be a hurt locker.

by d62jones February 15, 2010

lockeduptoolie

an excellent memepage with great content that’ll make you laugh out loud

“aye bro you saw that new lockeduptoolie post?”

by TOOLIESLEAN July 9, 2021

lockee

A stupid person who can't pass the national standards for academics. He keeps bragging about his dick size but it's usually about 5 millermeters. He basically has the mussels of a chicken. He thinks he's a gangster but really he's cancer. The only sport he can play is checkers and he can't even play that well.

Lockee is a gay ass crap hole who no one likes.

by Hdhshsnd January 7, 2018

lockeston

A very annoying kid who is stupid and struggles in sports. Usually constipated. Also really mean

You are so stupid, you are like Lockeston!

by I’m eheuehg May 21, 2018

calf locked.

calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.

"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"

"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"

"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"

by good attention September 2, 2013