Chipper Jones 

The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.

Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.

Chipper Jones by MLB fan June 12, 2009

jonelle 

Jonelle is a common female first name and a very rare surname.

for example jonelle is very smart and cool.

jonelle by la jojo May 11, 2008

Jones 

verb: when one searches the bowl and uncovers some hidden nugs once the bowl was said to be "kicked" or "cashed" or just full of ash and keeps the bowl alive.

Person 1: Yo man I think that bowl is kicked bro.
Person 2: Aight man lemme try to Jones around a lil bit, see what I can do.
*Person 2 sparks up a new nug*

Jones by Big Victah January 6, 2009

mike jones 

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones

mike jones by ian the d May 16, 2004

Jonesy 

An incredibly needed man.

The new guy I'm dating is such a Jonesy.

Jonesy by BabyBear22 January 8, 2009

danko jones

A dude that eats prime pussy. Prime not as in the quality of the meal, but rather the quality of the eating. Or any guy with a big tongue, as well.

Origins lie in the disshelved-looking lead singer of the band Danko Jones, and his huge neanderthal tongue.

"Jess says he's a Danko, eh?"
"He pulled a Danko Jones on me the other night. I came 3 times!"

danko jones by El_Gordo August 25, 2004

the ole two finger jones 

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

the ole two finger jones by dabizz January 1, 2008