by dabizz March 07, 2008

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"
Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.
Jonny: Oh....can I smell?
Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.
Jonny: Oh....can I smell?
by dabizz January 01, 2008

"why do you have a tattoo on your back that say's "backtoo?"
"why, because that's exactly what it is."
"Oh.........kay?..."
"why, because that's exactly what it is."
"Oh.........kay?..."
by dabizz February 07, 2008

A grilled cheese sammich that has either been left out all night or refrigerated turning it into chilled grease. Delicious if you have any kind of munchies, not if you don't
by dabizz March 01, 2008

by dabizz January 02, 2008

A hick and a hillbilly all rolled into one funny lookin creature. Also known as Hickabilly and Hillbicky
by dabizz February 22, 2008

The bad news of all your stupid drunk antics that comes from a close friend the night after partyin'
Dude #1: Dude, last night you pissed off of my balcony and got me a complaint from my apartment manager. You pissed in my sink and got piss all over my bathroom counter. You threw up on my carpet, then you called your girl over and made out with her after throwing up. You ran down the street by my house to get more beer and ended up getting stopped by a cop, then you told the cop that you were at my house so they came to make sure there was no under-age drinking going on. You drunk dialed every one on your phone. Then you ordered pizza and tried to make the obviously mormon pizza guy smoke weed for a tip. Then you tried to get tough with me when I told you to chill the fuck out. Yeah dude, you're 86'd from my pad.
Dude #2: Damn, I hate the dreaded re-cap
Dude #2: Damn, I hate the dreaded re-cap
by dabizz March 24, 2008
