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Bed and Bongfest

A hotboxed bunkbed located in UCSC Stevenson House 5, inhabited by the chillest stoners you will ever meet.
Dude, let's go bed and bongfest!!
by Mr. BRP February 20, 2011
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fnaf bed

A type of bed in which someone can perform sexual activities on.

The bed usually has fnaf bed sheets for irony of a joke but can have different meme sheets

In a statement like "Do the FNaF bed" it means performing sexual activities on said bed with a partner.
"Hey Amanda, wanna do the FNaF bed?"
by Fakerac May 19, 2020
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Bonk Bed

I took her to the Bonk Bed last night, she loved it.
by owner of a bonk bed March 29, 2011
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Bed Dirt

Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

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Dirt Bed Durt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
"I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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bed olympics

The extreme measures you will do in order not leave your bed once you are in it.
An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!
by definebedolympics July 23, 2012
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brake the bed

when u have sex with somone and u push real hard
harmony "so do u like kate"
derry "as in friend or like brake the bed"
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Bed dancer

Someone who contorts and moves to the rhythm or beat of their favourite songs whilst they are lying in their bed like a fat tired lard.
Why do you have to be such a bed dancer babe! Im trying to read my messages.
by Vox en tenebris October 28, 2018
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