An Apple product that is part human, part centipede, part web browser, and part e-mailing device. Unveiled by Steve Jobs on "South Park" Season 15 Episode 1. Usually made of people who don't read the terms and conditions on iTunes.
Bro: "What's up, Dogg?"
Dogg: "Not too much, Bro. Where's Guy?"
Bro: "Ah, he caught a bad break. He didn't read the terms and conditions when he downloaded Justin Bieber's latest song off iTunes and accidentally agreed to be part of a Human CentiPad."
Dogg: "Ouch, that's a tough break. I've got to say though, he sort of deserves it for listening to The Bieb. That guy blows something awful."
Bro: "Yeah, totally, what a chode."
Dogg: "Not too much, Bro. Where's Guy?"
Bro: "Ah, he caught a bad break. He didn't read the terms and conditions when he downloaded Justin Bieber's latest song off iTunes and accidentally agreed to be part of a Human CentiPad."
Dogg: "Ouch, that's a tough break. I've got to say though, he sort of deserves it for listening to The Bieb. That guy blows something awful."
Bro: "Yeah, totally, what a chode."
by Nicholas D May 21, 2011
Get the Human CentiPad mug.A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.
An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.
A woman of little or no value.
*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.
A woman of little or no value.
*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.
by Scotters August 13, 2007
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Cause for most of social, economic, psychological, political, military, etc. problems and blunders.
For great human errors see: "Dubya" and "communism".
For the opposite see: "Hal 9000"
Cause for most of social, economic, psychological, political, military, etc. problems and blunders.
For great human errors see: "Dubya" and "communism".
For the opposite see: "Hal 9000"
by n008a April 12, 2009
Get the human error mug.a game most fun while high or drunk where you get in a wagon at the top of a really big hill. then you put garbage cans at the bottom of the hill. you are the ball the cans are the pins. knock as many of them down as possible and you win cuz ur amazing
by your my bitch August 31, 2005
Get the human bowling mug.The act of making a circular chain of peoples, on all fours, connected mouth to arse hole moving in a circular motion, all munching eachothers buttholes.
Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once
Mother told me to try everything once
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