Phone Hostage

When you are talking to someone on the phone and are hinting that you want to end the conversation, but you can't end the call because you don't want to talk to them or they will get all mad.

My mom/girlfriend/random girl kept me on the phone for 47 minutes today, and i couldn't hang up. I was a phone hostage!!

by Don't want to talk god dammit July 16, 2010

Radiator Hose

A large curved knob typical of Ogre sized men. Their cocks tend to sway back and forth in a pendulum style motion while playing sports, particularly basketball, and end up scoring on their opponents basket while in the process of double dribbling.

Hey Orge! Why don't you get that radiator hose out of your hand and get help Head and I?

by Michael Moynihan October 23, 2012

Host-age

A restaurant hostess who is trapped at her podium by a dude who makes small talk while staring at her tits or trying to score.

J$: the hostess is smokin.

G: yeah man, every dude in here is trying to take her host-age.

by Deebsteak August 30, 2009

Boss Hoss

An all around cool guy. Someone who does the coolest of things, even when they're not cool yet.

That Boss Hoss is so cool he doesn't just listen to Swap.AVI, he's in the band Swap.AVI!

by M Tiura April 3, 2008

hose nose

someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.

I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face

by driver_im8 January 1, 2010

Lakin Hospital

The Lakin Hospital is the now-leveled structure that stood in an open field along WV 62. It was built circa 1924, and served as a psychiatric hospital, school, and home for colored boys until 1956. Some of the building was used for office space up until about 1970. All of the locals say that the abandoned hospital was haunted, with many of them claiming to have horrifying experiences when visiting it. Lakin was once known as the "Lobotomy Capitol of the East." They say that horrible things once went on inside of those walls. This is one of the spookiest places you would ever have seen. Too bad that as of November 2006 it has been razed. Now, the folks of Point Pleasant only have the TNT area and Mothman to freak them out.

When I visited the Lakin Hospital, I got so scared that I urinated in my pants.

by GLD Dawg December 6, 2006

Garden Hose

noun. a word used to refer to a woman of dubious reputation or behavior without directly calling her a slut.

synonymous with hose bag

The girl in the skimpy brown dress is such a garden hose if you know what i mean.

by They call me legs August 6, 2008