A restaurant hostess who is trapped at her podium by a dude who makes small talk while staring at her tits or trying to score.
J$: the hostess is smokin.

G: yeah man, every dude in here is trying to take her host-age.
by Deebsteak August 30, 2009
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When you have house guests who won't leave you are a HOST-AGE!
I feel like a host-age. My girlfriend's mother has been staying with us for three weeks and she won't leave.
by Jerry Piatt August 12, 2008
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