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A restaurant hostess who is trapped at her podium by a dude who makes small talk while staring at her tits or trying to score.
J$: the hostess is smokin.

G: yeah man, every dude in here is trying to take her host-age.
by Deebsteak August 30, 2009
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The time between Christโ€™s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.
In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.
by JDS12 March 27, 2020
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The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.
Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.
by PRH December 24, 2008
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When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.
Cop: Magic, we know you are in there, release the hostages.
Magic: What hostages!?
by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003
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Mindless fools in Counter- Strike, usually scientists who run into walls and whisper so that the T's can hear them all the way across the map. Who certified these guys to be scientists?
Usually refered to as "hosties"
"Hostage Down"
by M Dogg November 25, 2003
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Women that are picked up for the purpose of sex, especially prostitutes.
Let's get a couple hostages and bring them back to my place.
by DieselBangers November 05, 2008
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