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A restaurant hostess who is trapped at her podium by a dude who makes small talk while staring at her tits or trying to score.
J$: the hostess is smokin.

G: yeah man, every dude in here is trying to take her host-age.
by Deebsteak August 30, 2009
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The sound a mobile phone makes while ringing when it has been set to vibrate. An unintentional side effect of not taking the phone out of silent mode, it's reminiscent of the "mmm-mmm-mmm" sound a bound and gagged hostage makes in a movie when trying to get attention from a rescue squad.
Dude, your phone has been ringing nonstop - doing the hostage on the table while you were off dropping that deuce.
by PRH December 24, 2008
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When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.
Cop: Magic, we know you are in there, release the hostages.
Magic: What hostages!?
by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003
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Mindless fools in Counter- Strike, usually scientists who run into walls and whisper so that the T's can hear them all the way across the map. Who certified these guys to be scientists?
Usually refered to as "hosties"
"Hostage Down"
by M Dogg November 25, 2003
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When you have house guests who won't leave you are a HOST-AGE!
I feel like a host-age. My girlfriend's mother has been staying with us for three weeks and she won't leave.
by Jerry Piatt August 12, 2008
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