Host-age

A restaurant hostess who is trapped at her podium by a dude who makes small talk while staring at her tits or trying to score.

J$: the hostess is smokin.

G: yeah man, every dude in here is trying to take her host-age.

by Deebsteak August 30, 2009

host-age

When you have house guests who won't leave you are a HOST-AGE!

I feel like a host-age. My girlfriend's mother has been staying with us for three weeks and she won't leave.

by Jerry Piatt October 09, 2008