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Florida Swamp Siphon

The act of a female using a straw to suck up the gooch sweat of a man after they have had rough sweaty intercourse.
Bro my ass was so sweaty after I banged that girl last night but she gave me the ol Florida Swamp Siphon and I was good to go.

Florida Flying Feces

The act of 2 or more people pooping and throwing each others feces at each other. Whenever catches the most wins. Loser must eat all of the feces that was in the game.
Yo bro wanna play Florida flying feces.

Trilby Florida 

Trilby Florida is a rural town with a Community Center, Post office and a Methodist Church in the heart of town. It was a busy railroad town back in it's hayday. The Greater Trilby Community Association is a non-profit organization that started in late 2001 by a local community leader/activist. Denny Sharkey Mihalinec. This group covers the Trilby,Lacoochee and Trilacoochee areas residents needs. Such as food,clothing,housing,youth programs,computer room,library and job assistance & so much more. It is also known for it's 47 mile trail called the Withlacoochee State Trail.
Are you going to see Trilby Florida? The old railroad town? Maybe the Withlacoochee state trail near Owensboro park....
Trilby Florida by Trilby Citizen December 5, 2010

Lacoochee Florida 

It used to be an industrial powerhouse back in the early 1900's. Around the 1960's it lost that railway and industry. From those years till now 2010. The town is one of the poorest in the State & Country. Many community leaders Like Isa Blanford and Denny Mihalinec pushed for a decade to improve the areas lack of decent housing, limited kids programs. Lacoochee is also nicknamed Mosswtown. because of the areas moss on trees. This was used as a product in the early years.
I am on my way to Coochee Florida! You mean Lacoochee Florida? Yea! Is that French for Lacccooossshhheee Florida? No, Lacoochee Florida.. La'Coochee
Lacoochee Florida by Coochee mann December 15, 2010

crooked as a Florida election 

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

Umatilla, Florida 

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.
Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.