Has the largest collection of ugly hicks in the country and 97% of all degrees earned appear to be in dickbag personality theory. Also sucks Florida States large garnet and gold penis in football every year
Guy #1: Hey I just got into the University of Florida?
Guy #2: Dude isn't that the one that's lost to Florida State 4 years in a row in football?
Guy #1: Dammit you're right. Suppose I'll just live in a cave instead
Guy #2: Good choice man
Guy #2: Dude isn't that the one that's lost to Florida State 4 years in a row in football?
Guy #1: Dammit you're right. Suppose I'll just live in a cave instead
Guy #2: Good choice man
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Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!
What happened to him?
Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude
Oh no! did he find out?
Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first
A Florida ticket?! Poor guy
What happened to him?
Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude
Oh no! did he find out?
Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first
A Florida ticket?! Poor guy
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Here are a few examples of a typically Florida Silverback Gorilla:
They're involved in several organizations just to have a place to go
They honestly believe the world's here to serve them - because they're retired
Overly qualified for every any job position
yet physically unable to actually be productive at anything anymore
known to work for mere social recognition
Unable to let go of their endless boring stories about life
Most drunk by 11am after a game of bocci ball
They frequent secluded Bingo sessions.
Over tanned, caked make-up, multiple plastic surgeries
White Porcelain verniers (Or dentures)
They're involved in several organizations just to have a place to go
They honestly believe the world's here to serve them - because they're retired
Overly qualified for every any job position
yet physically unable to actually be productive at anything anymore
known to work for mere social recognition
Unable to let go of their endless boring stories about life
Most drunk by 11am after a game of bocci ball
They frequent secluded Bingo sessions.
Over tanned, caked make-up, multiple plastic surgeries
White Porcelain verniers (Or dentures)
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Leslie is so Florida gay last week she was with Abby now she's back with Tyrone. But then she makes Facebook post saying "girls treat me so much better"
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