crack flaps

butt cheeks

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.

by A-Boogz July 03, 2014

Leaky Flap

(Noun)The Wettest, most juiciest, god-sent, delectable pussy you have ever had.

Eric: Bro that girl had a Leaky Flap.

Tim: Say on god?
Eric: on god.

by smelleass August 21, 2022

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 23, 2020

Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 23, 2020

Flip-flap

The sound a fish makes when it swims.

the fish made a flip-flap sound when he swam

by ackwack February 04, 2021

flip-flap

A single run in cricket (North American parlance).

In baseball, the hitter simply has to run towards first base. In cricket, the two batters swap ends to complete a run, hence the term flip-flap.

The two English batters put pressure on the Australian fielder by pushing for a quick flip-flap

by CRJB March 25, 2022

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021