derosa

The true definition of a champion. In his early days he was an all star quarterback that would have shattered all records if his teammates didnt suck so bad. he threw the ball like he was having a seizure with a red pigeon glued to his head that almost looked like a red mohawk and symbolized the top of a spartans helmet because "this is sparta". hios senior year he was homecoming king but he didnt even go to homecoming becasue he was preparing for the next game so that maybe his team could win for once.
Today though he has a bald douche and is a head coach of a football team. too bad his team doesnt care and they all suck. none of them go hard at all and deserve to be punished with 5 hour practices full pads everyday. its clear none of them want to win as bad as he does. hes a football player and dont forget it. he walks thorugh the hallway and doesnt move for anyone. hell run you over going full speed everywhere. if u dont go full speed youll get hurt which is a main cause for injuryies on his team along with putting water in the gas tank. tape? thats for broken bones. and if you have a bruised tailbone your just a pussy and arent as tough as him.
However, Hes sitll looking for his protege to be just like him and be the toughest baddest football player on earth.
Too bad hes still not in his glory days going 0-10 in his hay day at the helm.

"You guys suck, I make all the cals and you guys just do what you want." - Derosa

by firecrotchet29 February 20, 2009

Derri

A Danish slang word for weed or hash

Jeg elsker derri (i love derri) (i love weed)

by Derrimesteren October 23, 2017

Dervon

A loving,caring individual. One who gives awesome advice, will forget their problems to help you out. One who can make anything funny.
Not forgetting to mention very handsome.
He has LOVEABLE written all over him

Oh look..Dervon gave this to me when i was all depressed.

by bfndkfklmd July 8, 2011

Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.

I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!

by Physically a horse June 12, 2018

Derrell

Derrell the sexiest man ever. His smile is hypnotic. His eyes are mysterious. His sense of humor is in a league of it's own. He lives to have fun, but you don’t want to get him upset. He is always the life of the party. His family is very important to him. Derrell’s are very spoiled. No one can out drink Derrell. To sum up Derrell in one word ..... ELITE.

I hope Derrell comes to the party tonight.

by AMiDat December 1, 2018

dermatologist

a doctor who specializes in hair,skin and nails

That girl needs a dermatologist...her face looks like a big pepperoni pizza

by NICE.LIKE.THAT April 28, 2006

derrik

a Derrik is a crazy, sexy young man that the girls just can't seem to get enough of, his face could melt anyones heart. Derriks can often be a bit on the rebelious side of things, mostly because of the uniqe spelling of this comon american name, causing him to get peircings somewhere on his face and to let his hair grow past the mouth. but all you desperate girls dont try to hard to get with this sex god because he is already in love with a super hot chick and has been for years. its just to bad she has a hard time letting derrik into her heart even though she loves him back. derriks also have fragile hearts so its best off that if you get the chance to hold it make sure to hold on tight and not let it fall to the floor and crumble.

God Derrik is so hot and he sure knows how to make me scream ;). to bad his evil ex girlfriend broke his heart one to many times.

by sexychicka4ever March 29, 2011