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carrot cooter 

a term used to describe a woman's vaginal hair when her hair is red.
i was going to do it with lisa, until my bud mark told me she had a carrot cooter.

Daytime Cooter 

The art of one flashing ones vagina during the afternoon into a large crowd
I can’t believe we got some daytime Cooter at the racetrack today
Daytime Cooter by Rahrah June 10, 2018

wet ass cooter vagina slay 

An expletive way of saying something is phenomenal
Bahar: “Guys! Pitbull’s gonna be in town! I’ve already got us tickets!”

Siddhi: “What! Wet ass cooter vagina slay!”

pooter cooter 

a female individual who frequently releases air through her vagina(cooter) this release of air is also known as a queef or a vagina fart
see bruce's little sister
pooter cooter by cwinky March 12, 2004

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter 

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

drunken cooter 

when you insert a tampon soaked in vodka up your cooter. it causes you to get drunk or a tad tipsy hence giving you a drunken cooter.
Karl: I just ate out Jenna and now my mouth tastes like alcohol.
Adam: Well thats what you get for eating drunken cooter.
drunken cooter by cherryfrog69 March 11, 2010