cocktail

A joint containing 50% marijuana and 50% hasch.

I got a nice cocktail to smoke.

by thakandymahn August 28, 2006

cocktane

The amount of octane in your cock.

Girl 1: I hear Jim is shit in bed!
Girl 2: Yeah, it's because he uses low cocktane.

by TeraByte911 April 1, 2009

Cockthritis

When your dick hurts so bad everyutime you get a boner

It sucks to have Cockthritis when you watch porn or see any hot girl/ass pic.

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 13, 2018

Cocktagon

When Jack Black forgets to take his penoos ot of his own anoos, his penis turns into a Cocktagon. It has 4 Awesome sides and 8 Awesome angles.

I have had too much sex this weekend my penis has turned into a cocktagon. It has so many FUCKING! angles.

by David Beshart May 9, 2018

Toddler Cocktail

a alcoholic mixed drink made from apple juice, vodka, and frozen rasberries.

" Monica, can you make a Toddler Cocktail."

by Coastie Wifey April 20, 2010

cockthroat

when you been suckin 2 MUCH COCKcock

Sean has another boyfriend,what a cockthroat

by salty May 7, 2005

Cocktail

term interchangeable with assfucking. Means the same as buttfuck. Literally, cock in tail.

Wanna cocktail?.............................

by Fingers McKillJoy December 25, 2006