Cockthritis

When your dick hurts so bad everyutime you get a boner

It sucks to have Cockthritis when you watch porn or see any hot girl/ass pic.

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 13, 2018

Cockthritis

If you’re looking this up you already have it

“Bro get away from me with that cockthritis man”

by Tayge568 October 13, 2022

Cockritis

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD

Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.

by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018