Enlightened conversations 

You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.

Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."

Enlightened conversations by Hym Iam October 27, 2023

social distancing conversations 

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.

71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

social distancing conversations by Rusty spork March 24, 2020

Rule of Conversations 

The Rule of Conversations is to only be the first to start a conversation with someone online or over text twice in a row lest you always be annoying them

"Have you talked to Lacy recently?"

"No I started conversations the past two times; if she really wants to put in effort in this friendship, she needs to start one now!"

"Ah, the Rule of Conversations, huh?"

Rule of Conversations by thetealord October 9, 2022

nonversation 

the act of conversing with inanimate objects; can include inattentive people if used negatively.

telling something that is about to fall over to stay "did she just tell that book to stay?" "yeah she totally just had a nonversation"

nonversation by the unknown aj October 4, 2011

nonversation 

Having a conversation but not able to get a word in.

I just had a nonversation conversation with my Mother.

nonversation by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011

Converbation

Converbation. Is the simple act of entering into conversation while masturbating. Hence durring a phone call or online chatting, skyping etc.

Wow, what a Converbation! She had such a sexy voice, but then I saw her picture. I was totally Converbating until I saw her photo.

Converbation by SOLARMOON October 15, 2013

nonversation 

You are talking to someone on messages and all you say is hi and hello. The conersation isn't going anywhere at all.

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: hello
Man 1: this is a nonversation

nonversation by Number10 June 13, 2015