Mr. Cardenas

He is a big ass bitch that always says that u give him attitude. He don’t even know how to teach a shit. He always be talking like a motherfucken ass machine. And he has a thick ass too.

Mr. Cardenas is thickkkkk.

by Lil.pussy293 January 29, 2020

slave card

a government issued I.D. or Drivers license

"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"

by New Rising Sun September 3, 2005

v card snatch

to impale a female who has yet to experience the displeasure of cherry popping.

"yo boy, i chilled with her and i got the v card snatch, it was a messy business"

by Katzilla July 16, 2008

Guy Card

A hypothetical "ID card" that indicates that someone is a "real man". Used most often in a self-effacing manner when performing some supposedly "unmanly" deed, but occasionally used to mock another man (usually a close friend, said in jest) who has done or is doing such a deed.

"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"

"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"

by JMS1 January 12, 2007

platinum card

a credit card made available to individuals with high credit ratings, which carries certain privileges that are unavailable to holders of other cards.

my mom has a platinum card

by Platinum card July 8, 2014

52 card pickup

Step 1: Throw cards on floor
Step 2: Tell friend to pick them up.

Works even better in friend's room at friend's house so you can leave.

Have fun b****.

Wanna play 52 card pickup?
Yeah!
*splat*

Pick 'em up.

by Exponaut R-01 April 20, 2015

B-Card

When you lose your Anal Virginity.

B-card aka Butt Card.

Similar to your V-Card

Clint went downtown last night and was mugged in an alley. Clint's attacker also took Clint's B-Card. Clint got raped

by RichRyder July 24, 2016