Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

spam calling

When someone keeps calling you over and over again if you don’t answer your phone

E.J will you stop spam calling me your driving me crazy.

by Royboy76 June 21, 2024

Lover Callots

A japanese band that is criminally underrated. I haven’t found all of their music, and though it can be found on YouTube and Apple Music, I think Spotify is the best collection of their songs. The music I have found so far was released from 2003 to 2010.

Joanne: damn, that baseline slaps, and the singer has a cute voice! Who is this?
John: a band named Lover Callots

by Nimrod JR December 23, 2024

Pi Calling

When the number π is hinting to math educators worldwide to turn the wealth of wisdom about her, which has been unearthed over the centuries by thousands of men and women of mathematics, to launch or produce “new” math products that would help them generate a new or rich source of income.

Mathepreneur Ian has identified a few game-changing ideas that have laid hidden in quiet cul-de-sacs in both academia and in publishing houses—he’s doing nothing new but answering to pi calling.

by Numerati January 14, 2025

Cleveland Calzone

To roll a slice of pizza up. Insert it into an anus and proceed eat it out of someone's ass.

Stacy asked for a Cleveland Calzone tonight but I didn't have a Digiorno in the freezer.

by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025

Avon Calling

Is a uk beauty brand that get delivered though your door and you can be Rep! So Avon calling is when it calling for you.

“Ohh It’s Avon calling”

by RainbowWars June 10, 2025

I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.

Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*

by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014