Crap Bag 

A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.

“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*

Crap Bag by sockhorse January 20, 2021

crap lap 

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

crap lap by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021

Crap hat 

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

Crap hat by Chicken.wings May 23, 2021

Crap-gathering point 

A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.

When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.

Crap-gathering point by anonymous June 13, 2021

Crap Doodle 

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇

I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here

Crap Doodle by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021

Crap Crap Slide 

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

Crap Crap Slide by gregben March 10, 2022

crap lowsey 

Commonly used by dads and/or parental figures above 40 to insult facial features.

Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.

“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”

crap lowsey by Bobdyllanjohncolt March 31, 2022