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crank it up top 

crank it up all the way. If you play sports and you hear this before a game, this could be used to pump up your team, See "Crank-it-up time" for more.
ONE TIME LET'S CRANK IT UP TOP!!

(WHOO!!)

ONE TIME LET'S CRANK IT UP TOP!!

(AHHH!!)

crank bait

1. The act or action of being annoying.

2. A word used to substitute a cuss word.

3. A name for someone who is bothering you in some way or another.
Stop being such a crank bait.

*hits knee on table* crank bait!

What a crank bait.
crank bait by Bobby Fletcher January 4, 2004
having a wank whilst crying - emo style.
'He's gone to have a crank'
crank by a.jones June 11, 2006

Cranka Jank 

1. A word used to tell which one or what.

2. Also used to describe how fun something is
1. Go get me that Cranka Jank and a cola.

2. That ride at the amusement park is the Cranka Jank.
Cranka Jank by Hayden Saunders September 4, 2007

crank the wank 

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.
Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"

Crankin My Hog 

When you rip a fat ass cat fish on your line, make a masturbation gesture and scream "HAWWGGGSS!"
Grab the fuckin net and open your mouth bitch, can't you see im fuckin crankin my hog??