Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Beaking

Toronto slang for staring someone down or making fun of someone

Buddy was just beaking me

by Analking6969 April 20, 2019

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

Braking the plane

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks sufficiently wide enough such that penal penetration occurs without skin to skin contact. This act carries no bearing on your sexual orientation.

Brice: Sam, you got pretty drunk last night
Sam: I wanted to know if I was ghey as fuck, but I ended up braking the plane.

by ATM spajshj May 8, 2020

Barking day

On the 11th December you can bark at anyone and anywhere and people can not tell you off

In geography I barked at my teacher because it was barking day

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

badingle

a short video that is similar to a shitpost status or a mildly cursed image, stored on aarans usb

yo lets watch the badingles instead of doing work

by gangman grease September 16, 2021

Barkingspooders

Used to insult someone's computer by comparing it to the man who owns the lowest of the low.

your PC's barkingspooders level bro.

by RAMB0NE November 25, 2021