Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift May 26, 2018

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024

blessing

blessing is the girl only little people like,she tries to hard to make new friends but ends up getting embarrassed,rude and disrespectful for no reason,problematic because she always wants issues

“there’s some ugly girl trending on snap,
“lool must be blessing”

by s1dotz January 18, 2022

good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.

"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"

by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018

Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.

We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.

by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023

Blessing

toughest black man alive ( and hes a blessing )

yooo blessing is soo tough

by gooeyslimer November 9, 2025