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Custurd Apple

They were selling Custurd Apple at the farmer's market
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.
Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.
by HymieG December 30, 2010
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Core That Apple

Enjoy penially a woman's bountious bottom
"I'd like to core that apple."
by Tim's Friend and ex-co-worker October 27, 2012
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Assai Dosai Applam Vadai

It translates to "Desire Crepe Poppadom Lentil-Donut". It is a euphemism for wishful thinking or high hopes.
Boy: Do you want to be fuck buddies?
Girl: Assai Dosai Applam Vadai!
by themaddatascientist May 19, 2016
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polishing the apple

Trying to win someone's favor.

This is a slang term or idiom that originated in the early 20th Century.
You could probably get a salary bump by polishing the apple a little more with your boss.
by goldeneyedmomma June 7, 2017
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The Only Apple On The Tree

Random Girl- Dang she the only apple on the tree.
by luna.red December 2, 2019
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Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020
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