Asian moment

An event where an Asian does something that is stereotypically associated with Asians.

I witnessed an Asian moment when I saw Bruce Lee breakdancing and squinting at the same time.

by Yop32 May 17, 2011

asian izzy

a girl with Thai parents and is a major slut

Hey did you hear about that Asian Izzy and her new boyfreind

by Defo10/10 August 24, 2016

Asian-Fuck

Annoying Asian person that get 100% in all their maths tests, making all the white people look like dumb-fucks.

White person: I hate all these Asian-fucks.
Asian-fuck: Why you say that. I am a smarter then you is.
White person: Then who was the first president of the US.
Asian-fuck: Shut-up. I must do my homework.

by caldak17 June 12, 2018

Asian Express

A person of mixed race having heritages of multiple cultures from the Asian continent.

Incel: I have a fetish for Asian Expresses.

by Bororus June 13, 2018

Constip-Asian

n. (con·sti·pay·shun): an East-Asian professional or business-person characterized by grunts and/or other vocalizations that sound like the individual is constipated, usually occurring when the individual is frustrated and/or agitated. Vocal noises are unique to the East-Asian accents.

"Man, when I don't get my numbers to Henry Wong in on time he sure turns into a constip-asian on the phone!"

by Christina_Canada November 27, 2007

Simply Asia

A delicious, microwavable Asian dish that is ideal for a hardy snack and quick prep time. Good for a midnight snack.

Cody: Yo dude do you want any food?
Dan: Yeah do you have any Simply Asia?
Ben: I want some Simply Asia too, can you make me some?
Cody: Fuck you guys, I wanted it for myself and there's just one left!

by Shotass December 13, 2009

Super-Asian

A combination of a gentleman and the lone wolf, this motherfucker grew up like any other Asian male. Harassed and belittled throughout middle and high school, he got sick of being picked on and hit level 9000. Shunning everything that society tried to mold him into, he went on a path to discover himself and attain “super sayian”. Nowadays, this super-asian is well connected in society, in good shape, a leader of his own pack, and a jack of all trades. Currently on the prowl for a mate, so you better watch out!

Girl 1: Did you see that super-asian in the back of the room?

Girl 2: There’s something charming and mysterious about him, I think I’ll ask him out.

by Gytu February 10, 2014