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penis

He grabbed his penis in his hand
by raleighgent June 13, 2019
mugGet the penismug.

Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it
“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”
by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020
mugGet the Penis nosemug.

Penis

a penis is a floppy white/black thing between a man's legs
Man: I have a penis

Man 2: I know it's pretty floppy
by Bry_00_lew December 30, 2020
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis

A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?
This girl's got a HELL of a penis!

bro.... what?
by Caden F. August 21, 2021
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.
This person just got into a penis crash!
by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024
mugGet the Penis crashmug.

Crème De La Penis

swallow my crème de la penis.
by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020
mugGet the Crème De La Penismug.

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
mugGet the pretzel penismug.

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