Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin much like the rabbit hole in Alice In Wonderland ..empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.

Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.

by EZD May 1, 2015

bearded alice

A swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.

Frank: Has anyone seen Mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
Keith: Yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.

by Sharon_OzzHorn March 7, 2016

Rachel alice

The coolest chick ever.

Guy1: she is hot and fun
Guy2: yeah her name is Rachel Alice

by OZ DA GR8💪 June 5, 2016

denis alioski

sexyest man alive! every girl wants him!

OMFG did you see Denis Alioski he makes me soo horny
holy fish Denis Alioski is a sexy son of a bitch

by PENISMAKER69 February 20, 2017

ancient alien guy

A meme which is used to describe something which is damn true. It's a picture of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos with his hands out in front of him and squinting.

Ancient alien guy: never meant what they said: girls.

by Daufq da Gamer April 27, 2017

the Alighty Ollar

Homer Simpson's failed attempt at folding the Mad Magazine Fold-In

Question: What higher power do TV evangelists worship?

Real Answer: The Almighty Dollar

Homer's Failed Fold: The Alighty Ollar

The Alighty Ollar? Oh I get it!

by TornadoGordo April 18, 2018

Wheel alignment

When 2 ladies cartwheel while head to toe & indulge in cunnilingus

I got a wheel alignment the other day. I think that's how I got this bruise on my head.

by Ergendwen August 14, 2017