Weed aids

The fatal disease you receive for either going anti-clockwise or skipping someone out in a weed circle. Symptoms involve nosebleeds, projectile vomiting and green discharge

"oi don't skip Jake out you'll get weed aids you speck-head

by Maxxxxxam November 23, 2019

weed4

my wife left me

Pyrocynical: weed4
Fanbase: Oh, so his wife left him.

by very gay man March 25, 2020

weed walk

When you love taking long walks when you are high.

I pick my favorite music and love to do weed walk man.

by Barkandou September 5, 2021

Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.

"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"

by anyything June 27, 2022

Weed Toss

Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.

Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."

Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."

Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Weedbrain

A person who speaks and acts foolishly due to constant cannabis use. They refuse to acknowledge the causal link between cannabis use and degenerate behavior; on the contrary, weedbrains will falsely attribute positive outcomes to smoking. In essence, weedbrains have gaslit themselves into thinking that drug use has been a boon to their lives.

Weedbrain: Brooo, weed is awesome man. It makes me more creative and in tune with nature. It even cured my uncle's cancer! It's not an addiction - I only spend half my paycheck on it, bro.

by randyw_ January 22, 2023

Weed Trip

The action of participating in the smoking of marijuana with a group of 2 or more trippers.

My friends and I went on a weed trip last Sunday.

by sheenfromjimmynuetron October 10, 2023