brittany smith

very sexy and has a good pussy it is always going to get a dick stuck in it every 5 minuets

i fucked a Brittany smith last night

by what'sup4u January 17, 2017

Jaden Smith

When you are rich, cool, kind, stylish and great at rapping and singing but the public hates you for no reason.

Jessica: Why do they hate you?
Jordan: Because i'm cooler than them
Jessica: Damn i guess you got Jaden Smithed :(
Jordan: Dw i can beat their ass because i'm a Jaden Smith.

by OfficialJadrn January 10, 2021

smith and wesson

a revolver alot of cops use

Give me a smith and wesson I'll have niggaz undressing

-Nas

by Phill,daGreat August 17, 2006

Tim Smith

The worlds # 1 Rush Fan

We all Know the # 1 rush Fan Is Tim Smith

by anthemgems April 11, 2011

Joseph Smith

A man who was persecuted by those who could not conceive of there being modern-day revelation. He restored the gospel after a nearly 1700 year apostasy. This church, called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints", does not practice polygamy, and does not believe in saints the way other religions believe in saints.

Joseph Smith died a martyr for what? For what he knew was true and wouldn't deny.

by R.D.O. April 14, 2006

Miranda Smith

a person with one eye that at any time could explode.

"Oh, shit! I think i'm going Miranda Smith!"

by Mango May 24, 2004

Joseph Smith

A science fiction writer from the 19th century, born on December 23rd, 1805, died on June 27th, 1844 by execution. His is the creator of the Mormon aka LDS (Latter Day Saints) religion. Some would say he is the Ron Hubbard for his time period for their outrageous and whacky beliefs. Joseph Smith is known by Mormons as the "Dear Leader". Joseph Smith stated when he formed and founded the Mormon sect, he claims he was visit by two men, who were aliens from a distant planet known as Kolob and told him to start a religion. Joseph further claims he was given special glasses to read gold plates, that were also given to him by the two aliens. This may have been the first instance in documented history (well Mormon history) where someone was hallucinating from the influence of drugs or alcohol, which is why Mormons do not believe in partaking in any of these. In theory, a man of his time could not write such writings unless they were high or intoxicated. The people of the Mormon/LDS sect refer to Joseph Smith as the dear leader for bringing back what they believe to be the true church back to earth. The Mormon church recruits people for the church by sending out 19-21 year old men dressed in dark suites and white shirt with ties and sometimes, young girls who are older than 21 dressed in white blouses and dark skirts/slacks to convince people who are not of that faith to believing that there church is true.

We love our dear leader, Joseph Smith, who brought by the true church back to this earth.

by Lando Pepper December 2, 2011