Stroked

Northern Irish slang meaning to be proved wrong or rebuked.

Man 1: "Jump that fence"
Man 2: "No there's guard dogs on the other side!"
Man 1: "No theres not I've jumped this fence loads of times, so that's where your stroked."

by jamawabbadin November 8, 2010

Beef Stroke It Off

The gentle art of onanism.
ie wank

No, i cant come out tonight, im having beef stroke it session.

by Anonymous December 28, 2004

Phone stroke

Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.

Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.

Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.

by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013

Troll Stroker

Synonym for asshole. Pretty much means the thing, but is also derogatory because you are calling the person a troll. It's pretty awful because nobody wants to be called a troll let alone the one who strokes the trolls.

No. He didn't text me back. He's such a troll stoker.

I would have made it to grandma's 102nd birthday party had these troll strokers not kept me stuck in traffic. I will make sure to attend the funeral though.

Make sure you RSVP to the party or the troll stroker at the door won't let you in.

by NastyNallyy June 22, 2011

stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

Stroke of luck

(n.) During male masturbation, the stroke of the hand which induces ejaculation.

It took me 97 strokes before I got to the stroke of luck last night.

by xEVANx(SOTF) March 30, 2010

hippie stroller

A Volkswagen automobile of 1960s vintage, especially the minibus.

I have to take the bike, my hippie stroller is laid up.

by Ceeclef January 26, 2017