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Squirtle!

It used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a hoarse voice when it squirted water out of it's mouth. Now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the hoarse, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your dick, squirtle-like, shoots it's fire fighting fluid.
girl: Oh Baby, that feels so good, please don't shoot into me!
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.
by mr. squirter April 16, 2010
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Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair
I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear
by MonsterMAx October 10, 2010
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Squirting Unicorn

This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.
You better wax your forehead tonight so I can give you a Squirting Unicorn.
by Zubin Mehta June 11, 2008
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SquirrelHead

To have short spikey hair, not unlike that of a squirrel! Hence, SquirrelHead.

SquirrelHeads are often named by sons or daughters and are recognised by their (lack of) hair.
SquirrelHeads are most often dads over 40...
by SquirrelHead October 1, 2007
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Bondage Squirting

A combination of rough & sometimes painful play used to make women squirt ( known as female ejaculation ) When it comes to bondage squirting , the women is usually tied down , to a wall , upside down etc. and forced to squirt . It usually involves ropes , chains , gagging , and alot of toys ! especially a vibrator
Girl : What's Bondage squirting

Boy : It's when I tie you up and force you to squirt

Girl : OO ! I wanna try (:

Boy : FUCK YES !
by tazzlovesyou July 9, 2011
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Beat the squirt

Sexual act in which a man, in the crucial moments before the woman ejaculates, withdraws and rushes across the room to the opposing wall and tags it with his hand, thus "beating the squirt."
Shit, son, I beat the squirt just seconds before Marie gushed all over my Cobain poster.
by Body Quiz December 31, 2007
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squares

cigarettess
yoo dawg, can i getta square?..... got a light?
by sonya June 16, 2003
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