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smurf

when you beat off and your penis turns blue
my girl was beating me off with her feet and my penis smurfed
by felix guzman December 28, 2005
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smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"
"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
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surfskate

(n) Coke addict. Also known as the passout. Cant handle drugs.
yeah, surfskates passed out again
by bob March 7, 2003
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smurf n a pancake

it was used in olden times when lords and ladies presented offerings to the king. A smurf, in one hand, and a pancake in the other. the king would often accept the gifts and keep the smurf as a pet. They are also known as ankle biters.
before presenting the king with a smurf n a pancake, it got loose and bit my ankle
by sergio November 28, 2004
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smurfgy

1. an orgy of smurfs
2. what two smurfs get when they smurf each other
when Papa Smurf smurfed Smurfette they had a smurfgy.
by ilaughatthisdefinition July 27, 2008
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smurfeanie

a cult in which all people should wear a smurf styled hat
" hey heard about that cult of people with them hats ye the SMURFEANIE group"
by sumrfinator May 6, 2009
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smurf-head

I am a smurf-head. My hair is blue, not my body.
by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016
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