smurf

when you beat off and your penis turns blue

my girl was beating me off with her feet and my penis smurfed

by felix guzman December 28, 2005

smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"

"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"

by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008

surfskate

(n) Coke addict. Also known as the passout. Cant handle drugs.

yeah, surfskates passed out again

by bob March 7, 2003

smurf n a pancake

it was used in olden times when lords and ladies presented offerings to the king. A smurf, in one hand, and a pancake in the other. the king would often accept the gifts and keep the smurf as a pet. They are also known as ankle biters.

before presenting the king with a smurf n a pancake, it got loose and bit my ankle

by sergio November 28, 2004

smurfgy

1. an orgy of smurfs
2. what two smurfs get when they smurf each other

when Papa Smurf smurfed Smurfette they had a smurfgy.

by ilaughatthisdefinition July 27, 2008

smurfeanie

a cult in which all people should wear a smurf styled hat

" hey heard about that cult of people with them hats ye the SMURFEANIE group"

by sumrfinator May 6, 2009

smurf-head

A person with blue hair, usually dyed.

I am a smurf-head. My hair is blue, not my body.

by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016