Definitions by Dick-slap-dave

smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"

"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"

smurf by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008

townie 

a early form of chav as they dressed the same as chavs they smoked the same as chavs and drunk the same as chavs but unlikechavsthey didnt use bother when starting they just sat thier and didnt cause too much bother

i wish townies hadnt evolved into chavs

townie by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008