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Smurfadies 

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.
Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.
Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!
Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS
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Smurfanite 

A short use of terminology for a queef or a bad hairstyle
Damn! Remember when she smurfanite in an exam
Smurfanite by flash202 January 26, 2017