smurfeanie 

a cult in which all people should wear a smurf styled hat

" hey heard about that cult of people with them hats ye the SMURFEANIE group"

smurfeanie by sumrfinator May 6, 2009

Smurfadies 

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.

Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.
Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!
Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS

Smurfadies by CuteWords, TerrifyingMeanings! May 24, 2009

Smurfanite 

A short use of terminology for a queef or a bad hairstyle

Damn! Remember when she smurfanite in an exam

Smurfanite by flash202 January 26, 2017