Skank Plank 

An elevated platform or object used as a dancing platform, commonly used by inebriated girls dancing to loud music at a bar or night club.

Harold and Kumar were elated at the sight of girls on the skank plank at the Korean party.

Skank Plank by da262 January 10, 2012

planker 

a person who performs planking

What a planker on that statue!

planker by sidd_ultimate January 27, 2012

plank wank 

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels

plank wank by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Plonker 

1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator

My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.

Plonker by Jack_Mier May 19, 2014

planked 

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.

planked by FazedNB October 2, 2006

Wood plank wench 

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

Wood plank wench by Captain josh December 15, 2007

plock 

Plock is a term frequently used to reference a woman's private area. Specifically, this is used when referencing a woman who may have a particularly unattractive area.

That skank is over there throwing her plock all over that guy on the dance floor.

plock by amdubz August 12, 2009