Open the Seven Seals

Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.

The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.

John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.

Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."

Did he get fired?

He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.

Damn.

by RogueSamurai August 19, 2010

butt naked open

When someone has generally no close on and/or is very very open and has absolutely no one near him/her

Briggs is butt naked open .

by Keaton Mai September 24, 2017

Open up the kimono

to expose the inner workings of a process or financial books. Typically used in the Tech industry.

we are meeting with the Venture Capital partners tomorrow, it's time to open up the kimono.

by treetopflyer April 4, 2012

mouth wide open

A song made by the singer cupcakke called deepthroat she has 4 albums Cum Cake, Queen Elizabitch, Audacious, and STD....😬

Mouth wide open like I'm at the dentists

by Dick_Sucker2023 June 24, 2017

open old wounds

To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.

When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

taxicab with the doors open

A phrase used to describe a person who's ears stick straight out from their head (at about a 90-degree angle) and are usually quite large in size as well.

Wow! Look at George W. Bush's ears! He's definitely a taxicab with the doors open!

by I'likea September 29, 2006

Open belt activities

Sexual activities that REQUIRE your belt to be open or off.

"the advantage of a good relationship is you can have commence in open belt activities with your best friend, unlike in casual fucking, because if you just casually fuck your best friend it just feels weird"

by thooperdooper January 3, 2012