When someone ‘cheats’ in small ways that are not conventionally considered cheating.
This term is typically only used by people who lack an understanding of how relationships work, as cheating is can be any violation of the relationship agreement between two people. Cheating will look different based on the boundaries of every couple, so microcheating doesn’t actually mean anything.
This term is typically only used by people who lack an understanding of how relationships work, as cheating is can be any violation of the relationship agreement between two people. Cheating will look different based on the boundaries of every couple, so microcheating doesn’t actually mean anything.
Isabelle: “when he asks me what my biggest fear is and I can’t say him microcheating on me throughout the relationship and never finding out, so I just say spiders”
Everyone, in unison: *rolls eyes*
Everyone, in unison: *rolls eyes*
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A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.
I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.
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Get the Micro$lop mug.Derogatory term for a person who has an abnormally small head as a result of being born with microcephaly, which can occur either due to infections, malnutrition, or toxin exposure. Microcephaly usually results in intellectual disabilities and speech delay, and some may have epilepsy or abnormal muscle functionality.
Kyle: OMG, how come that person's head is small?
Chris: He's a microceph. His mother contracted zika virus during pregnancy and suffered as a result.
Chris: He's a microceph. His mother contracted zika virus during pregnancy and suffered as a result.
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