Lancaster

A shitty town near Buffalo, NY. High school has little credibility in both sports and academics. Some times referred to as Heroin High because of the fairly recent drug overdoses in teens resulting in deaths.

Teen 1: Where do you go to school?
Teen 2: Lancaster

Teen 1: Awww man I'm sorry
Teen 2: Yeah I know we haven't had a sports title in years and i just lost my good buddy to an OD

by arocks4eva December 29, 2011

laneya

She is a spunky red head that is undefineable and stuck with muggles.

Boy with black hair: That spunky red head is definitely undefineable

Blonde Girl: Well of course she's Laneya!

by Tristaniac November 29, 2013

Lancaster Girls Grammar

An all Girls school in Lancaster UK. Full of Rich Bitches who think they are better than everyone else. Have boyfriends at the Boy Grammar School down the road and often attend wild parties with them and loads of alcohol, drugs and cigarettes.
First years have really long skirts and huuuge bags same until year 8. Year 9 plus start to make theri skirts shorter and shorter despite the rules about having to kneel on desks and have their skirt length measured Year 11's think they rule the school and try and fail to copy the sixth formers

The Sixth form are generally really orange or really pale, they have big big hair either bleach blonde or dark browny red massively back combed their face is covered in make up and the unifrom in preppy Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch, Pearls, Shirts buttoned up, boots, Uggs, SKinny Jeans, short skirts. leggings and big bags on their arms.

They walk round like they own lancaster and there are clique wars where they have huge arguments.

There are some normal people, we sit in a small bit of school or the common room and generally laugh at how air headed everyone else is. They might be going to russel group unis but they are thick!

Girl 1: Look at (name)'s new hair she hair sprayed it to look like evryone else at Lancaster Girls Grammar school...how sad

Girl2: I know!

by emoGURL354 February 27, 2010

lancaster

A name for a teenage girl that sucks cock for bus fair and ends up walking home. They are usually on welfare and live in the projects making food for their 13 children and washing loads of laundry for their various ammounts of boyfriends that abuse them mentally and sexually. They try to reach for help, but being social outcasts restricts them from recieving the attention they are so desperately trying to obtain. Generally are fat and ugly.

Holy fuck man, I think Chantelle is turning lancaster. Better watch out.

by Ishmael McDonald January 9, 2008

that's so Lance

When something is bad or gay or sucks.

In reference to Lance Bass of nsync.

person 1: "did you watch that's so Raven last night?"

person 2: "what!? you like that show!?!?.... that's SO Lance!"

by Peter_M. October 4, 2006

Lance

A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.

Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'

"Come round about 6pm, we'll have a couple of Lances before we head out"

by Chaz78 August 24, 2009

lance sucks nuts

a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls

So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?

by nutsucks September 26, 2009