Jersey Jerkoff

A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system

Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!

by Oikose November 7, 2017

Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls

That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!

by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022

Jersey mint

Condom

Instead of peppermints, the bar has a bowl of Jersey mints to encourage responsible porking.

by Aurorealis June 9, 2018

jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.

I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.

by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017

flores jersey

to wipe your ass with your teammate's jersey before a baseball game.

Hey Duda! Collins really smells like shit today . Yeah I gave him a Flores Jersey. Don't tell anyone.

by dickf December 14, 2014

Jersey Stoplight

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.

Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.

by Gandalf the Giant March 1, 2011

Jersey Drifter

A person from New Jersey who has sex with almost everyone in New Jersey and all of its visitors.

Davi - Angelina is definitely a Jersey Drifter.

Gus - I think we're the only ones we havent slept with

by Fap Jacks March 9, 2012