intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.

Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"

by Evadgib December 15, 2011

Incertion

The word 'Incertion' also means 'Insertion' which for instance is the final step in the ad proposal process; when an incertion/insertion order is signed, it represents a commitment from advertisement seller to run a campaign for its customer.

"The incertion of the form is required before departure."

by ADBMAR July 26, 2018

Intermotional

Internally in motion of ongoing torment of chatter in the head. Mostly negative thoughts. Breaking of the soul, emotional hell.

Intermotional feelings of grief, guilt, and the feeling of pure physical and mental holocaust in the head.

by Vivian Vauxe February 22, 2020

Intentional invenomation

The act of intentionally biting yourself with a dead, poisonous snake.

Fuck, Derek! Why did you go through with the intentional invenomation of yourself for science?

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Napolian insertion

its where you have a hole in the front of your pants and the girl you are with has a hole in the back of her pants, as she sits down on your lap your junk goes straight up her ass!

The girl that was just sittin on my lap got a Napolian insertion.

by a wee little boy March 23, 2010

Backflip Insertion

The act of doing a backflip and landing it while sticking your penis into someone’s asshole.

My friend watches way too much Backflip Insertion

by FrenchRolls November 3, 2017

un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl)

Someone who gives somebody the idea that they want to be in a relationship with them/have sex with them, BUT.... doesn't realize that he or she is giving that vibe.

Christina thought she was in a loving relationship with Bob. Although, he did not intent to give her that idea.

Bob is in this case 'un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl).

by Hot in Psychotic December 4, 2017